A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice. The voice tells him,"quit your job,sell your house,take your money,go to vegas"
Each time the man hears the voice he becomes increasingly upset.finally,he does quit his job,sell his house,takes his money and heads to Vegas.....
the moment the man gets off the plane,the voice tells him,"GO TO HARRAH'S"
so,he hops in a cab and rushes over to the harrah's.
As soon as he sets foot in the casino,the voice tells him,"GO TO THE ROUIETTE TABLE"
the man does as he is told.
when he gets to the table,the voice tell him,"PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON 17"
Nervously,the man cashes in his money for chips and then puts them all on 17. The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the wheel.Around and Around;the ball caroms.The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed untill finally it settles into number...............................21
the voice says,"DARN"
VOICE = FORUM
ROULETTE = FOOTBALL
THE DEALER = THE BOOKIE
Its is not bad handicapping on your end, but poor officiating,bad coaching, or the field goil that should have been a touchdown.....
may your dog win outright and your favorite be up by 28 at half time.
Each time the man hears the voice he becomes increasingly upset.finally,he does quit his job,sell his house,takes his money and heads to Vegas.....
the moment the man gets off the plane,the voice tells him,"GO TO HARRAH'S"
so,he hops in a cab and rushes over to the harrah's.
As soon as he sets foot in the casino,the voice tells him,"GO TO THE ROUIETTE TABLE"
the man does as he is told.
when he gets to the table,the voice tell him,"PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON 17"
Nervously,the man cashes in his money for chips and then puts them all on 17. The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the wheel.Around and Around;the ball caroms.The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed untill finally it settles into number...............................21
the voice says,"DARN"
VOICE = FORUM
ROULETTE = FOOTBALL
THE DEALER = THE BOOKIE
Its is not bad handicapping on your end, but poor officiating,bad coaching, or the field goil that should have been a touchdown.....
may your dog win outright and your favorite be up by 28 at half time.